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GO COMICCS
Captions for comics that added content (and hilarity) to the GoComics user experience.
Amazon Copy
A funny product needs funny product descriptions, right?
AMU Twitter Pitch to Ryan Reynolds
The calendar division at AMU was looking for a unique way to pitch a calendar to Ryan Reynolds. He was blowing up on Twitter, so I wrote a calendar pitch in his voice and humor tone.
Hey, @VAncityReymolds. We want to publish your tweets.
Ink, paper, binding…old school. What say you?
#dreams can come true #callme 816-581-7536
RR: Maybe later. These baby penguin sweaters aren’t going to knit themselves.
@VancityReynolds No, really we think you’re funny.
Like a hilarious best friend or a chair that farts
when you sit in it.
@VancityReynolds We’d pay you to share your glamorous life!
#moviestar #whowantstobeathousandairre
RR: I just changed a diaper that would make a landfill
question its life choices.
@VancityReynolds Did we mention we’d pay you. The kind of money
that comes along once every…well, few days for you.
#chumpchange #mightcoverdiapers
@VancityReynolds Plus royalties!! Are you excited yet?
Because we are all atwitter!
RR: I see what you did there.
@VancityReynolds Just sit back and collect big checks.
And by big checks, we mean checks. You get paid to do nothing.
Like a baby who acts or a cat who gets paid to be itself.
#worthit
@VancityReynolds We would do anything for you to accept our offer.
Well, not ANYTHING. Because, rompers for men. Weird, right?
RR: You guys are still here? My daughter has diaper rashes
that are less persistent than you.
@VancityReynolds Did we mention you get free copies?
Good for friends, family and enemies alike.
RR: I do have brothers. And @RealHughJackman.